We all love humor and every once in a while, a little witty quote from just the right person at just the right time can send a smile down your spine.
We know there are classic social media quotes you can randomly find by the click of a button but with the rate at which celebrities are filling up social media these days, it would be unfair to let them have all the whole fun.
So, what did we do? We put together a list of social media quotes, some are our own unique creations, but some celebrity quotes for you to use when you are feeling uninspired!
Celebrity Social Media Quotes
01The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words ‘engage,’ ‘honesty,’ or ‘marketplace.’ ― Jeffrey Zeldman
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02Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you’re thinking before you’ve had a chance to think about it.’ – Chris Pirillo, blogger
04Social Media is about sociology and psychology more than technology.’ – Brian Solis
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05Our head of social media is the customer.’ – McDonald’s
06Facebook asks me what’s on my mind. Twitter asks me what’s going on. LinkedIn wants me to reconnect with my colleagues. And YouTube tells me what to watch. Social Media is no reality show or Big Brother. It’s but a smothering mother!’ ― Ana Claudia Antunes
07When you’ve got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes. – Matt Cutts
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08If you make customers unhappy in the physical world, they might each tell 6 friends. If you make customers unhappy on the Internet, they can each tell 6,000 friends.’ – Jeff Bezos
09What do you think Jesus would twitter, ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone’ or ‘Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.’ – Chris Cornell
10The worst thing to do when I’m feeling insecure or a bit vulnerable is to scroll through Instagram. You only show when life is good on social media. Everyone looks happy all the time. – Adwoa Aboah
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11Conversations are happening whether you are there or not.’ – Kim Garst
12Social media puts the ‘Public’ into PR and the ‘Market’ into marketing. – Chris Brogan
13If the Internet has been called a great democratizer, perhaps what social media has done is let anyone enter the beauty pageant. Teens can cover up pimples, whiten teeth, and even airbrush with the swipe of a finger, curating their own image to become prettier, thinner, and hotter. –Rachel Simmons
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14What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas; what happens on Twitter stay on Google forever! – Jure Klepic
15If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are using it wrong.’ ― Germany Kent
16Social media has made the web all about me, me, me. — Erik Qualman
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17I don’t like a girl on social media, when you have an open inbox, answering questions from dudes left and right every day. What’s the point? It’s like having your number all out. Everybody think they’re famous when they get 100,000 followers on Instagram and 5,000 on Twitter. – Meek Mill
18Social media is an advertisement for the superficial extroverted self. –Hozier
19Build it, and they will come’ only works in the movies. Social Media is a ‘build it, nurture it, engage them, and they may come and stay.’ – Seth Godin
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20Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.’ – Germany Kent
21Social media is a huge struggle for my generation in general – it’s a lot of pressure! Even having an Instagram is stressful. You have to make it look cool, posting it at the right time, and it’s become its own job and not something where you connect with people. – Justine Skye
22Twitter is not just for Journalists. You don’t have to be a writer to Tweet.’ – Germany Kent
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23You can either allow social media to be helpful for you or it can be harmful. I like to let it be helpful. – Ciara
Social media quotes of our own creations
24When your boss starts to connect with all your LinkedIn friends, just know you are spending eternity with that company.
25Never get into an argument with a person on Instagram. Trust me, the one with the most followers will always win.
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26How to get followers quickly on Instagram: Disagree with every post you come across.
27How do you focus on making an impact in life, when there are so many videos to watch on Instagram?
28If we could simply ‘solve’ our personal issues rather than posting them, Facebook will be empty.
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29Loneliness is being inactive on social media.
30After spending hours creating a very beautiful and inspiring post, why is that single ‘typo’ error the only thing that gets all the attention?
40You know it’s time to move on with your life when you type 40 messages to someone and they reply you with just ‘Lol’.
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41Social Media is a way of taking yourself away from your life by messing with other people’s lives.
Conclusion
Some of these things are just impossible to imagine and yet people say crazy stuff all the time; the mind really is a mine of creativity.
There is one thing that brings people together and that is laughter. These quotes are come from people from all different walks of life and experiences, but still we find humor to be what we have in common.
Some of these social media quotes are even inspirational, adding an extra layer to your social media interactions. So remember, laugh hard and laugh good, life is too short for sadness or boredom.
