There are a million and one things that you want to say when someone calls you fat or, when people who have no iota of respect whatsoever, try and body shame you.
First of all, you need to understand that it takes someone who is intimidated and has an low self-esteem to bring other people down, because it makes them feel less bad about themselves – it is not about you.
Should the need ever arise to stick it to them and you want to fire back below with a quick response, here are 30 handy comebacks you can use.
Comebacks when someone calls you fat (a guy)
01“Oh my gosh! Are you for real? I honestly didn’t notice. How’d you figure it out? Thanks, Sherlock. Is there anything else you would like to share? Airhead!”
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02“When someone picks on you, it means they are indirectly hitting on you. You’re out of your mind to think I’d go for a low-life like you.”
03“I know you are trying to get to me, but you will have to try a lot harder. Even my dog can insult me better than that. Step it up.”
04“I noticed that too, don’t you have anything better to do? Are you hungry? Do I remind you of turkey? Don’t you have homework or something…?”
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05“I am not in competition with you, I am very happy with myself and you are obviously sad with things that do not concern you.”
06“It is obvious you grew up without parental love and care – if you had you wouldn’t see the need to bring someone else down.”
07“I am quite busy now, leave a voice mail to my back, I’ll get back to you if I receive the message.”
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08“Thank you for your comments on how you view me. Please keep your opinions to yourself, I am a lot better off without hearing them.”
09“I have my life and you have yours. Even if I am fat, it is not your problem. Try giving your life more meaning and stay away from mine.”