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30 Clever Comebacks to When Someone Calls You Fat

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30 Clever Comebacks to When Someone Calls You Fat

There are a million and one things that would cross your mind when someone calls you fat or when people who have no iota of respect whatsoever try to body shame you.

First of all, you need to understand that it takes someone who is intimidated and has an inner low self-esteem to bring other people down just so they have a little reason to feel good about themselves.

Should the need ever arise and you feel you just want to stick it to them and fire back below are 30 handy comebacks you can use.


Comebacks when someone calls you fat is a guy


01“Oh my gosh! Are you for real? I honestly didn’t notice. How’d you figure it out? Thanks, Sherlock. Is there anything else you would like to share? Airhead!”


01 woman looking upset in front a man in a coffeeshop
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02“When someone calls you fat it shows they are indirectly hitting on you. You must be out of your mind to think I’d go for a low-life like you.”


03“I know you are trying to get to me but you would have to try a lot harder. Even my dog can do better than that. Step it up.”


04“I noticed that too, don’t you have anything better to do? Are you hungry? Do I remind you of turkey? Don’t you have homework or something…?”


04 Photo of a turkey
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05“I am no competition for you, I am very happy with myself and you are obviously sad with things that do not concern you.”


06“It is obvious you grew up without parental love and care if not you won’t see the need to bring someone else’s personality down.”


07“I am quite busy now, leave a voice mail to my back, I would probably get it next year and give you a decent reply.”


07 Closeup photo of a play button from an answering machine
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08“Thank you for your comments on how you view me. Please keep your opinions to yourself, I am a lot better off without hearing them.”


09“I have my life and you have yours. Even if I am fat, it is not your problem. Try giving your life more meaning and stay away from mine.”


10“I tried ignoring you but thanks to your body odor you have my undivided attention. Can you wrap it up so I can at least have some fresh air?”


10 Closeup photo of a nurse with a face mask
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11“Seriously!!! Is your brain turned backward? I hear there is a new book on sale called “Minding My Own Business” you should get it.”


12“I could lose weight if I wanted to but you are stuck with your shitty personality. Perhaps if you are nice to the next person they might help.”


13“Grow up and learn the difference between an intelligent remark and a childish comment before you embarrass yourself somewhere else.”


13 Portrait of a seriou woman wearing eyeglasses
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14“Calling someone fat does not make them shed off weight magically. If you are trying to make a difference speak politely when making your point.”


15“I can bet you are not half as proud of your body as I am of mine. You should learn to speak with a little more respect.”


Comebacks when someone calls you fat is a girl


16“If I just made you feel uncomfortable it would seem my work here is done. I do not need any negative energy in my space.”


16 Portrait of an upset bearded man
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17“You are too dumb to recognize a plus-sized model even if it hit you on your head like a sack of potatoes. Go invest more in your knowledge.”


18“Thank you. I’m also happy, beautiful, and gorgeous. Do you really think you or any of your friends and family can honestly say the same about you?”


19“My mom told me when someone calls you fat they are trying to express their sick inner thoughts and desires. So tell me, is that true?”


19 Black and white photo of a lady with blurry face
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20“I don’t like you too. Please step away from me and take out time to understand why you feel the need to share your hate for other humans.”


21“You realize you have to be in my shadow and constantly fixated on my body to make such a comment. Either way, you should get a life.”


22“I didn’t know statues could speak, now I am all ears. Do you have anything meaningful to say or should I assume you are as dumb as you look?”


22 Photo of a Statue with no arms
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23“Fat is a whole lot better than crazy, you, on the other hand, should get checked into a psychiatric home.”


24“It’s either you are my secret admirer or you are too cross-eyed to remove your gaze from my body. Try to focus on your life if you can.”


25“You clearly didn’t get enough love as a child and I honestly do not know how to be of help to you.”


25 Picture of a lonely boy staring out the window
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26“I think you should get busy interfering in your own anorexic life so I can have my fat space to my fat and humble self. What do you think?”


27“Why do you think opening that space you call a mouth would make any difference. Go and be useful somewhere else. Save a plant or something…”


28“I get it. You’re one of those girls who open their mouths before thinking. Do you need some time to re-boot or do you have more junk to spew?”


28 Photo of a scrapyard full of junk
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29“If that is the only way you know how to express your jealousy then you are mentally unstable. You should get yourself checked right away.”


30“Only shallow and empty minds would say the kind of words you speak. I hope you take out time to find self-love as I have done for myself.”



Truth be told, when someone calls you fat you could get shocked or out of sorts, but one of the best things you can do to yourself is to be comfortable in your body.

There is nothing wrong with standing up for yourself, although violence of any form or kind should not be encouraged. You should at all times be proud of yourself and stand for what’s right.

When someone calls you fat it always feels good to stick it to them, it is also sometimes preferable to just walk away; they are not worth your time.


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