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40 Ultimate Comebacks When Someone Calls You Ugly

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40 Ultimate Comebacks When Someone Calls You Ugly

We have all experienced that awkward moment when someone calls you ugly, as though they have the right to make comments about your look.

It’s amazing how they have time to go through the mental rigor of letting out their pointless ideas at all cost.

What to do when someone calls you ugly? First, know that nobody can hurt your feelings unless you allow them! This means your happiness is entirely up to you.

Be that as it may, when you find yourself in such a situation, here are ideas of what to say to give them a good rethink!


Comebacks when someone calls you ugly is a guy


01“It is rather unfortunate to have someone like you talk to me, but then bad things do happen to good people.”


01 Full portrait photo of a woman sitting on the ground looking serious
Photo by Vivek Baghel on Unsplash


02“If your heart was half as cute as my face, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. So I suggest you suck it up and stop being a brat!”


03“If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies.”


04“That makes both of us, cause I was thinking the same thing when I saw your scummy face come towards me. Fortunately, my mouth is leaking like yours.”


04 Photo of a lady looking back with a serious look on her face
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05“I would rather have an ugly face than a heart as stinky as yours; empty barrels really do make the loudest noise.”


06“Yes, you may be right but then I am in love with myself but what do we call people like you who go about talking trash? A trash can.”


07“Someone once told me people who say hurtful things have mental issues, please see a therapist at once and have your brain evaluated before it goes out of hand.”


07 Photo of two men having a conversation
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08“Oh really? I am sure you also think the sky is green today; you are going blind my friend, go get a pair of glasses.”


09“Did someone just open a trash can or is it just you spewing out stupidity, please go find someone else to irritate, I am off your radar.”


10“I honestly don’t have time to exchange words with people who go around with a huge sign saying ‘I have a dirty mouth’.”


10 Photo of a woman wearing black jacket looking pissed
Photo by Autumn Goodman on Unsplah


11“I can’t spend a second allowing people like you to get to me. I am up there making life meaningful and you are just down there doing what losers do.”


12“Thanks for your opinion; I would have that in mind when next I want to remember what useless people say in their spare time!”


13“I would have given you a befitting response but my mom taught me to pity the less privileged, am so sorry for you.”


13 Picture of a homeless person
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14“Wow, they grow up so fast, little Billy the dumb-ass, all grown up and still the dumb-ass.”


15“Here I was waiting to hear what brilliant thing someone like you had to say, if this is all you got then you really are doomed.”


16“I would have let what you just said ruin my day but then, when my dog barks, I give him a bone, go find a bone to feed on, you need it.”


16 Photo of a barking dog
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17“Do you think I care what a rude person like you has to say about my looks? No, I don’t.”


18“Yes I may be ugly to you but I am worth more to myself than all the glowing stars in the sky and with a mouth like yours, you are definitely worth less than a pile of dung, believe that!”


19“Wow, you give a perfect description to the word ‘lousy’ if your mama knew you would grow into this, she would have opted for prevention.”


19 Photo of contraceptive pills
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20“When someone calls you ugly you would think they would be the exact opposite. But you are even uglier.”


Comebacks when someone calls you ugly is a girl


21“I have just three things to say to you- shut your mouth, use the door and get a brain!”


22“If you hadn’t shattered all the mirrors in your house with your reflection, you would have noticed how scary you look with your set of eyes.”


22 Photo of a shattered glass
Photo by Jilbert Ebrahimi on Unsplash


23“My dad once told me when someone calls you ugly, it’s just their mouth bringing out all the venom bottled inside their soul, sorry for you.”


24“I guess this is the part where I give you my response. Sorry, no time for fools today, try someone else.”


25“I would rather be called ugly with my natural looks than be called beautiful with a plastic surgery disaster like you.”


25 Photo of a guy with glasses with a lost stare
Photo by Joshua Oluwagbemiga on Unsplash


26“I totally understand, it’s my shirt, whenever I put this shirt on I come across stupid people. So I am not surprised you are talking to me.”


27“That’s the exact reason I tell people to keep getting their eyes tested, you never know when you are going blind.”


28“Oh, you just spoke, give me a minute let me search through my heart to see what that just meant to me…. Absolutely nothing!”


28 Picture of a monkey scratching head
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29“Rather than stooping low to having arguments with people like you, I’d like to walk my dog now.”


30“I always used to wonder why people were so mean but talking to you now I realize some people are just empty inside, like you.”


31“A round of applause to you for giving me a piece of totally useless information. Remind me to add you to my list of nonsense when next we meet.”


31 Photo of a crowd cheering and applauding
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32“It’s strange how someone so physically unattractive can call someone else ugly, are you lost? Get a mirror sis.”


33“I honestly appreciate your lame comment but I will pick an ugly face over a deranged mind any day.”


34“Is that the best you got? Walking up to me looking like a chimpanzee overdosed on booze, you’ve got some nerve!”


34 Portrait photo of a chimpanzee
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35“If you think I am ugly then your thoughts need to be rearranged. I am beautiful and I am proud!”


36“They say animals can’t speak but yet here you are, with the looks of a horse and the voice of a human, how strange!”


37“It’s really nice to hear you talk but life would be a lot nicer if people like you took the honors of remaining quiet and allowing smart people speak.”


37 Man speaking in public
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38“Thanks, but you should be more worried about your breath, you started talking and boom! Rotten eggs all the way!”


39“That is a compliment coming from you, believe me when I tell you, you are the queen of ‘ugliness’. Schedule another surgery, yours has gone wrong!”


40“Are you kidding me right now, did you just call me ugly with a face like yours. Is there a hidden camera somewhere?”


40 Photo of security cameras
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So there you have it guys, when someone calls you ugly, don’t be caught off guard, let them know they can’t steal your day.

Don’t give room for any bad air within or around you. Nasty people have a habit of trying to make other people’s day gloomy but remember it’s your life, not theirs!


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