Fragrances, odorants, essential oils, aromas, etc., these are all familiar terms to most anyone – especially someone who uses perfumes or colognes. Almost everyone in our present world uses at least either a body spray, body wash or perfume. Due to this ever-increasing popularity, there have been hilarious and funny perfume quotes created about the use and users of the perfumes.
And who is to blame them, for some reason people find pleasure in abusing the use of fragrances and makes everyone around them suffer. We will be going through 30 funny perfume quotes covering the misapplication of perfumes and colognes. Enjoy.
Funny perfume quotes on overkill
01“I have always wondered what drives people to use too much perfume. Your mind tells you 3 sprays are enough but some people brain say, “what the heck, I will just go with 13.””
Photo by Caique Silva on Unsplash woman spraying perfum enjoying
02“In my opinion, trying to hide your body odor with too much perfume is a bad idea. You just make the horrible more horrible.”
03“There should be a fine for people who try to choke others with their perfume. It shouldn’t be our fault if they choose to bathe in them.”
Photo by Kevin Grieve on Unsplash
04“I could not concentrate in class today. Each time the teacher passed me, the smell of her perfume just left me breathless. Literally.”
05“My wife uses so much body spray that I had to mix it with water to save my life.”
Photo by Edgar Chaparro on Unsplash
06“If I can smell you before I see you, you definitely have too much of something on.”
07“I think if guns were coated with perfume there would be less violence.”
A lot can be said about a person’s personality by their perfume and the way they use it. There is a thin line between classy and trashy, it is not always about the price of the perfume (although it could matter) but the way you use it, and it is not every time we get a few laughs from something as gorgeous as perfumes. Hopefully, these perfume quotes have at least brought you to smile.