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25+ humorous perfume quotes

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25+ humorous perfume quotes

Fragrances, odorants, essential oils, aromas, etc, these are all familiar to anyone who is conversant or a good user of perfumes and colognes. Almost everyone in our present world uses at least either a body spray, body splash or perfume. Due to this ever-increasing popularity, there have been hilarious and funny perfume quotes made about the use of perfumes and the users of the perfumes. And who is to blame them, for some reason people find pleasure in abusing the use of fragrances and make everyone around them pay for their deeds.

Funny perfume quotes on its overkill


01“I have always wondered what drives people to use too much perfume. Your mind tells you 3 puffs are enough but your stink tracker says “what the heck, I will just go with 13.”

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02“In my opinion, trying to hide your body odor with too much perfume is a bad idea. You just make the horrible more horrible.”


03“There should be a fine for people who try to choke others with their perfume. It shouldn’t be our fault if they choose to bathe in them.”

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04I could not concentrate in class today. Each time the teacher passed the smell of her perfume just left me breathless. Literally.”


05“My wife uses so much body spray that I had to mix it with water to save my life.”

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06“If I can smell you before I see you, you definitely have too much of something on.”


07“Over the years I have learned that some people swap their body cream for their perfumes. It’s just sad.”


08“It is amazing how some people leave a place and three days after, the whole place still smells of them. You know like someone leaving their shadow behind to hunt you.”


09“User discretion doesn’t cut it for some people. Having a perfume spray measurement guide should do just fine. Something like a mechanical lock that jams the spray from working after 3 to 4 puffs.”

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10“Some individuals just pass by you and the stench of their perfume brings out tears from your eyes, so much so that onions would be jealous.”


11“No one wants to date a person who smells like broken cologne.”


12“Some individuals have a black belt in cologne spraying. Pathetic.”

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13“Some people take the expressing “wearing a perfume” literally.”


14“That heart-wrenching moment when you go out and people avoid you. Not for smelling bad but for smelling unnecessarily bath in perfume.”


15“I wonder why some people wear perfumes like they are not going to shower for a week.”

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Perfume quotes on the way it’s used


16“Men should know that perfumes are a great tool; it can work for you and very much work against you. Especially when you are coming from one lady to another lady.”


17“I don’t think I have a split personality, but I do have different perfumes for different mood swings.”

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18“Bad is…going out without cologne all day on a sunny day…. Catastrophe is… you bumping into your crush.”

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19“You should wear a perfume like a pro when going for a job interview…. It’s not certain that you’d be hired but you’d most likely make a quite impression on the interviewers.”


20“I am not sure how it relates, but wearing a good perfume makes me look good in the mirror.”


21“I wonder why ladies spend so much time on makeup. Use a killer perfume and you are good to go.”

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22“A scent filled day is a happy day.”


23“Stocks, shares, property, perfumes, colognes… these are all powerful must-have assets.”


24“When your testosterone is raging and the fight for a female is on, except for chewing gums, your cologne is your best weapon to win her heart.”


25“A picture speaks louder than words; a puff of perfume weighs heavier than a bag of makeup.”

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26“It is very easy to send a message to a friend or foe, by the use of your perfume or fartfume.”


27“I think if guns were coated with perfume there would be less violence.”


28“I wonder what genius thought using a lot of perfume to douse the smell of cigarette smoke would work. They end up smelling like a rotten sunflower.”



A lot can be said about a person’s personality by their perfume and the way they use it. There is a thin line between classy and trashy, it is not always about the price of the perfume (although it could matter) but the way you use it, and it is not every time we get a few laughs from something as gorgeous as perfumes. Hopefully, these perfume quotes have at least brought you to smile.

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