Wine, an alcoholic beverage that has been known to grace all types of occasions for thousands of years, pairs best with comedy – like compatible bothers, wine and comedy have also always gone hand in hand.
Probably because when you consume a good amount of wine you are bound to act ridiculous. Who knows the reason, or cares!
Over the ages, so many people from different occupations and walks of life have written famous funny wine quotes or told funny jokes about wine. Although sometimes the comments can be on the sarcastic side, they are usually born out of the love the person has for the fermented, satisfying and ever tasty beverage.
Wine, coined from the Latin word vinum, is one of the most common, popular and precious man-made beverages in the world; as with most great discoveries, its origin story has a lot of variations.
In fact, there are about as many variations as there are varietals, based on what region the stories are being told. There are Bordeaux reds and whites, Burgundian reds and whites, Champagne – which is sparkling wine only, Chianti and Sangiovese which are the same grape but made in different regions.
From red to white to rose, grape wine to starch based wine, there is literally an entire world to discover. And don’t forget, fruit wine and Mead are a part of the story too!
Funny Wine Quotes
01Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins
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02I know I look silly when I take a lot of wine, but what is your own excuse?
03Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy. – Alexander Fleming
04I know I have a strong will because I have quit drinking wine a thousand times, and I will not stop but keep trying, bottle after bottle.
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05Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise. – Charles Kingsley
06A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine would keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.
07For when the wine is in, the wit is out. – Thomas Becon
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08I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite. – Bette Midler
09I believe we should have wine for dinner today, yes or yes?
45I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often – but I’m well preserved.- Rose Kennedy
Conclusion
There are plenty of opportunities to find interesting, funny or cringey-worthy facts about wine. Whether you love it, or are not into alcohol, fear not – there is even a new trend for making and drinking nonalcoholic wine and wine beverages.
Whichever pick is yours, the main aim is having a good time. You are welcome to come up with funny wine quotes of your own. They could be sarcastic, or best of all funny.
