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45 Sarcastic and Funny Wine Quotes

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45 Sarcastic and Funny Wine Quotes

Wine, an alcoholic beverage that has been known to grace all types of occasions for thousands of years, and just like compatible brothers the healthy mixture of wine and comic has also been known to go way back hand in hand.

Probably because when you take a good amount of wine you are bound to act hilarious. Well, whatever the reasons are, those two are inseparable.

Over time so many people from different occupations and works of life have written and made funny and jokes comments about wine.

Although most of the comments are sarcastic they are usually born out of the love they have for the fermented, satisfying and ever tasty beverage.

In this article are funny wine quotes from different people.


Do you know your wine?


Wine, coined from the Latin word Vinum. One of the most commonly found but ever precious man-made liquids.

As usual with all great findings, its origin has a lot of stories behind it. Since there are different types of wine each has been said to originate from different regions.

It is believed by some people that the origin of wine must have been stumbled upon by a lady who could not get an audience with her king.

Eventually, she intentionally ate spoilt grapes all in an attempt to commit suicide but she ended up getting intoxicated.

Going by its long history there are now a lot of varieties of wine. There are red wine, white wine, rosé wine, fruit wine, Mead (honey wine), and starch-based wine.


Funny Wine Quotes


01Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins


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02I know I look silly when I take a lot of wine, but what is your own excuse?


03Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy. – Alexander Fleming


04I know I have a strong will because I have quit drinking wine a thousand times, and I will not stop but keep trying, bottle after bottle.


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05Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise. – Charles Kingsley


06A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine would keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.


07For when the wine is in, the wit is out. – Thomas Becon


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08I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite. – Bette Midler


09I believe we should have wine for dinner today, yes or yes?


10Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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11Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art. – Robert Mondavi


12I tried to think of a way to always have clean bed sheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same color as my wine.


13Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra


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14An empty bottle of wine is better than a filled one. It shows achievement.


15I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep. —George Best


16In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. – Benjamin Franklin


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17Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy. —Gotthold Ephraim Lessing


18I get really clumsy around wine, I seem to always spill the whole bottle down my throat.


19Too much of anything is bad, but too much of champagne is just right. – F. Scott Fitzgerald


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20The best part of having visitors is when I bring out a bottle of wine, I serve them a glass and I finish the bottle.


21When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman


22Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine. – Karl Marx


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23My doctor said I could take wine only on joyous occasions, and my other doctor said I should always make every day joyous. So that settles it.


24I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry. – Robert Benchley


25I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemmingway


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26When you are stressed take wine, if you are still stressed take more wine.


27I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill


28Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. – F. Scott Fitzgerald


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29The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star. – Leonardo Da Vinci


30I am feeling really heroic today… I need to go rescue some wines trapped in their bottle.


31A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. – Louis Pasteur


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32Wine… the intellectual part of the meal…. – Alexandre Dumas


33The piano has been drinking, not me. —Tom Waits


34Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. – Aristophanes


35It’s really not my fault I drank wine all day. The bottles keep calling my name. They are attracted to me.


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36I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. —Leslie Jamison


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37Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. – Ernest Hemingway


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38My most important rule in life – don’t drink wine when you are sleeping


39Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ― Pope John XXIII


40My best food is white soup, with the only ingredient being white wine


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41Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems. —Matt Groening


42Wine is sunlight, held together by water. – Galileo Galilei


43Good wine or bad wine…. What the heck, I’ll take both.


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44Wine is poetry in a bottle.  – Cliffon Fadiman


45I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often – but I’m well preserved.- Rose Kennedy




It is not every time one would have the opportunity of coming across a really good writing or quote on wine.

If you are not into alcohol fear not; as you could just join the train of nonalcoholic wine drinkers. Whichever pick is yours, the main aim is having a good time.

Aside from these 45 funny wine quotes listed above, you are welcome to come up with wine quotes of your own. Cheers.


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